Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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