My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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