"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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