doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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