I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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