we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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