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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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