Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
FUCK WHALES
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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