I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Shame - the story of my life.
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