Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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