You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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