My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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