No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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