Michael Bay diarrhea
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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