it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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