i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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