Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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