i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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