My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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