my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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