Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
