don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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