how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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