Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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