is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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