One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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