It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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