Got a toothbrush?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Bring me that man meat
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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