And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
operation harelip BJ is a go
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Even my vagina gasped.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Terrible idea I love it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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