do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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