Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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