If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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