I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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