Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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