you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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