yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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