sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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