yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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