Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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