we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
