She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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