I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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