Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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