Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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