Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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