What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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