My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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