what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
jump out the window naked night went bad
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