That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
