He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The ass gains better be worth it
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