So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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