I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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