He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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