Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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