"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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